"Just like rappers sample other singers tracks, Kelis has taken it upon herself to sample Rihanna's new peacock do. And in true remix style, she's thrown way too much at the original, totally destroying what made it popular in the first place.
Kelis has had some problems of late, so it's understandable that she's distracted. What I can't comprehend is why anyone would let her out of the house rocking a BlueRazz milkshake on her head. Not cool guys, not cool."
http://blogs.nypost.com/popwrap/archives/2009/06/kelis_spunky_smurf.html
WTF? Where have they been? Obviously sleeping on Kelis, she is an innovator and an originator in a league of her own. Rihanna has never done anything original in her fashion forward life. She is beautiful, she looks like a model, she gets songs w/ great productions, I'll even go as far to say she holds a tune decently. What I won't allow is this foolishness to spread. Kelis has had Rihannas look 2 x before we even knew Rihanna had an umbrella (eh eh eh eh)
Some will say "how do you know the author was white scoops, it's a fucking op ed". Bitch I know it because my balls tingled and I had a strange craving for rice cakes and shit. How about that?
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